I love to blame it on the shoes
My knees are so sore
My hips I do not adore
My calf is as tight as it gets
Please help me before it sets

I blame it on the shoes
I most certainly have the blues
My achilles feels like rusty screws
Look, at least give me a clue
My gait sounds like a rabid zoo

I blame it on the shoes
Darn it, tell me why I hurt
So next time I can quickly avert
Please oh please help me
My body does not easily amuse
Time to go buy new shoes